Meow?

Well, today is National Answer Your Cat's Question Day which really has no meaning in our house since we are without cat.  However, if we did have a cat it would probably ask something like, "Why do you like the dog so much more than you like me?" And we'd say, "Well, the Man (Ryan) is not allergic to the dog, and the Lady (Lauren) does not like cleaning out the kitty-litter."  Boy, it's a good thing we don't have a cat - that would be a tough conversation to have.

I think some more common questions from a cat would be:

• Oh, you're still here?
• Don't you have some place to go?
• Why do you keep calling me Felix? My name is Doug.

For those of you who do have a cat what is it asking you today?

On a side note I came across this great article on catchannel.com while researching the holiday for single cat lover's looking for a mate.  It's talks about questions to ask a potential date and acceptable answers.  Here's a teaser from the article:
1. What three words would you use to describe the stereotypical cat?
Think twice if words like, “aloof,” “cold” or “stubborn” pop up! However, terms like, “cuddly,” “loyal” or “graceful” demonstrate an appreciation of the feline species — and that’s something you can appreciate in your date.
Click here to read the rest of the article.